If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
02/13/2015 at 21:14 • Filed to: None

Sometimes, you read a comment somewhere in the Gawkersphere that just makes you stop dead in your tracks. This is one such comment. I won't link to it, because this person doesn't deserve ridicule. It just kind of makes you stop and say, "Huh?" It was in reference to the Italian actress !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , who claimed that she owed her good looks and curves to spaghetti. Anyway, here's the comment:

My grandparents had a series of beagles, beginning with Tina, then Gina who was named after this star, then Nina. Gina loved peanuts, but would sit patiently with one on her nose until Grandpa said she could have it. Sometimes I got to feed her the Chuck Wagon fake burger patty dog food, and was always disappointed when the little horse-drawn Conestoga didn't race out of the box and around the floor.

She would have loved spaghetti.